None of us will ever be able to take a ride in the Millennium Falcon, but at least you can feel like you are on board during your morning coffee. This Star Wars Millennium Falcon Heat Change Mug will take any hot drink into hyperspace. Just add hot liquid and the Millennium Falcon enters hyperspace right before your eyes. Which is kind of how you feel after that first cup of coffee.
Need to smuggle the Death Star plans and get them into rebel hands? Here ya go. Take it! This awesome replica of the Death Star Plans from Rogue One looks spot on. You can buy it from Etsy seller bytestobits. Don’t steal it. This is perfect if you are cosplaying a rebel soldier or even just to display on your desk.
Dare you have a Sarlacc Pit Coffee table in your house? One wrong move and you could fall in and take 1000 years to be digested. This is a design from regal Robot who wants to make this piece of furniture for real, but right now they are waiting for licensing approval. It just needs a mini Boba Fett in there and I’m totally on board with this. Also gonna get some couches that look like Jabba’s Sail Barge.
Star Wars has a problem and we need to talk about it. That problem is Social Justice Warriors. That problem is also Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy. We’re going to examine the problem by looking at some behind the scenes images of The Last Jedi. If you’ve ever watched fellow Star Wars fan ComicArtistPro Secrets then you already know that Ethan Van Sciver likes to accurately describe Rian Johnson as having a “big round head”. Yeah, he sure does. You can see it in the on-set photos here.
Let’s examine a few of these images and see if we can figure out where things went wrong with this movie. In the image above, we see Rian Johnson putting an angry finger toward Carrie Fisher and telling her, “You will believe a woman can fly!” He sees angry about it. That’s a scornful finger right there folks. Lobot is looking on and he’s none too happy. Rian has his beverage nearby because everyone knows that he gets angry when he doesn’t have his soy. That can must be empty judging by his angry demeanor. Is that a script in his pocket? Nope. It’s something far more valuable to the production. The SJW handbook. Carrie doesn’t look convinced that a woman can fly.
Hmmmm. Was this where things began to go wrong? Let’s investigate further.
The next image shows Rian having a candid conversation with Chewbacca in the Millenial Falcon as they wait for their pizza in the toaster oven. This photo confirms an early rumor that they were going to replace Han Solo’s dice with another object. The rumor was that it was a keepsake given to Rian by Kathleen Kennedy herself. This would seem to confirm that. Otto the Autopilot is here, doing the job that Han can no longer do. There’s something odd about the Falcon’s control panel though. Hmmmm. Rian’s on-set pet name can be seen on his shirt. George Lucas looks on through the cockpit window. What an amazing moment captured on film.
May the force be with your kid’s teeth. Where were these Star Wars Lightsaber Toothbrushes when I was a kid? They are lightsabers that double as a toothbrush. You can choose from Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Rey, Yoda, and Kylo. Each Lightsaber/Brush has flashing lights and sound effects. If this doesn’t get your kids to brush their teeth every night, nothing will.
Live out all of your dark side fantasies with the Star Wars Emperor’s Throne Armchair. It is a replica of the Emperor’s throne from Return of the Jedi from Regal Robot’s Custom Studio. It swivels on a polished chrome base with two-tone faux leather in black and rich purple. Give into your hate? More like give into your long day and sit your butt down in style.
Let the dark side watch over your reading material. This set of bookends features both Darth Vader and a Stormtrooper. These guys look great at each end of a book, comic or DVD collection. No one would be foolish enough to mess with your stuff with these two on guard. But if anyone tries, I bet they approach from the Stormtrooper side given their aim and all.
Your favorite Simpsons Characters are now Star Wars characters. Even better, you can wear them proudly. This Springfield Wars Pin Badge Setis just awesome. It makes me wish that mashup movies existed, so I could see the original trilogy unfold with the residents of Springfield. You get a set of 15 pins in all. Or you can buy them separately.
The Solo: A Star Wars Story Official Trailer is finally here. It’s got space cars, beautiful women, Lando, a train heist and everything else that you could want from a Star Wars movie. I’m a little concerned that Aiden Ehrenreich’s performance is very flat in this trailer, but the movie looks great visually, so I’m hoping it’s a good movie.
Denny’s is teaming up with Lucasfilm for a Solo: A Star Wars Story cross-promotion campaign. This is a cool promo spot that features kid versions of Han Solo and Lando Calrissian playing a game of sabacc in some seedy cantina in the Star Wars universe. Chewbacca is here too, along with a lot of neat aliens. This is to promote the fact that Denny’s has a movie-inspired menu and trading card packs that can be purchased. Proceeds from the trading card packs will benefit the charity, No Kid Hungry. Some of the cards reveal some new characters. One with the ridiculous name of Therm Scissorpunch.
