Alien Xenomorph Clock

Alien Xenomorph Clock
All my life, I was deprived of one thing. Just one thing to make my life complete. Time was nearly standing still anticipating this day. Now, I can have it: An Alien Xenomorph Clock. This clock stands 14 inches tall and is set on a base with a terrifying Xenomorph. Ok. I was lying about it completing my life, but at least it can wake me up in the morning and give me a heart attack. That’s one way of completing one’s life.

The clock is designed after the self-destruct countdown clock on the doomed ship and is equipped with red LED lights in the top and at the base. Each one is hand painted to give them all a unique touch. It’s available via the Bradford Exchange. I need this in my life, but I’m scared.

via Technabob

Deadpool Chia Pet

Deadpool Chia Pet
If you have thought you’ve seen everything, you haven’t really lived until you’ve seen the Deadpool Chia Pet. While we are convinced that the Chia Pet people are finally at the end of their creative list of who to make a Chia Pet out of, this is one gift we know your Deadpool fan relatives have not received yet. The Deadpool Chia comes with seed packets for 3 plantings, with full chlorophyll afro growth expected in 1 to 2 weeks. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen the red Deadpool face with a green afro. Or maybe you have lived to see everything and this will be your last Christmas. We aren’t sure, but we can be sure that the Chia Pet company has way too much creative time on their hands, and it keeps growing and growing, and… you get the idea.

Firefly Serenity Hallmark Keepsake Christmas Ornament with Light

Firefly Serenity Hallmark Keepsake Christmas Ornament with Light
If you’re looking to “space up” your Christmas tree, boy do we have the thing for you. This very realistic Firefly Serenity Hallmark Keepsake Christmas Ornament with Light will transport your Christmas evening into space and have you daydreaming of the black above your head. Fans of Firefly will love hanging this beautiful Serenity from their tree. Some say that the Serenity stands for freedom and liberty, but we think it works for Christmas as well since the nine-man crew saw the Serenity as a home.

2001 HAL 9000 50th Anniversary Hallmark Keepsake Christmas Ornament

2001 HAL 9000 50th Anniversary Hallmark Keepsake Christmas Ornament
Right on time for the 50th anniversary of 2001: A Space Odyssey, this HAL 9000 ornament will please geeks and fans of the movie alike (so pretty much everyone) as it hangs from your tree and overlooks your Christmas festivities. You shouldn’t talk trash in front of HAL, even quietly. He can read lips and has no problem disposing of humans to achieve his own brand of Christmas joy. He lights up if you press the button on the ornament and if you succeed in shutting him down, he’ll even sing “Daisy” for you. Celebrate Christmas geek-style with this collectible HAL ornament!

Batman: The Animated Series – Gotham City Under Siege Game

Batman The Animated Series - Gotham City Under Siege Game
The police say you can’t “run around and fight crime nocturnally” anymore and your family says it’s weird to “run around with a cape at night”. The next best thing is this Batman: The Animated Series – Gotham City Under Siege Game! You don’t need to wear black tights to help clean up the city. Play this game instead. This game can be played in solitaire mode or with up to 4 friends. You can play as Batman, Robin, Batgirl, Catwoman, or the Gotham City PD. The goal is to protect Gotham city from crime and play through the scenarios, which are inspired by Batman: The Animated Series. The gameplay is strategic, but simple to understand and highly interactive. You’ll love watching your character leap between rooftops as you fight the bad guys and save the City.