The R2-D2 Toaster Is The Droid You Are Looking For

The R2-D2 Toaster Is The Droid You Are Looking For
I’m not even sure I need to convince you to buy this, it’s a toaster shaped like R2-D2! Star Wars fanatics can geek up their mornings with this awesome toaster, not only in the shape of your favorite robot, but it also imprints a picture of him onto your toast too. A handy toast-level dial allows you to have your toast however you please, whether you’re a light and friendly Jedi, or you’ve moved over to the dark side. Simply pop 2 slices of bread into the top of R2-D2’s head, set your preferred level of toastiness and wait for the force to do its business. No matter if you’re looking to give a loved one a unique and thoughtful gift, or you just want to treat yourself, the R2-D2 Toaster is the perfect little gem.

Star Trek TOS 1:6 Scale Captain’s Chair FX Replica

Star Trek TOS 1 6 Scale Captain's Chair FX Replica
Space Chairs. The Final Frontier for human butts. James Kirk’s command chair is as iconic as the man who sat in it. And now you can own the Star Trek TOS 1:6 Scale Captain’s Chair FX Replica, a smaller scale chair that won’t take up a ton of real estate in your home. It swivels like a true Starfleet Captain’s chair, plays sounds and displays lights just like the real thing. All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.

Alien Xenomorph Clock

Alien Xenomorph Clock
All my life, I was deprived of one thing. Just one thing to make my life complete. Time was nearly standing still anticipating this day. Now, I can have it: An Alien Xenomorph Clock. This clock stands 14 inches tall and is set on a base with a terrifying Xenomorph. Ok. I was lying about it completing my life, but at least it can wake me up in the morning and give me a heart attack. That’s one way of completing one’s life.

The clock is designed after the self-destruct countdown clock on the doomed ship and is equipped with red LED lights in the top and at the base. Each one is hand painted to give them all a unique touch. It’s available via the Bradford Exchange. I need this in my life, but I’m scared.

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Deadpool Chia Pet

Deadpool Chia Pet
If you have thought you’ve seen everything, you haven’t really lived until you’ve seen the Deadpool Chia Pet. While we are convinced that the Chia Pet people are finally at the end of their creative list of who to make a Chia Pet out of, this is one gift we know your Deadpool fan relatives have not received yet. The Deadpool Chia comes with seed packets for 3 plantings, with full chlorophyll afro growth expected in 1 to 2 weeks. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen the red Deadpool face with a green afro. Or maybe you have lived to see everything and this will be your last Christmas. We aren’t sure, but we can be sure that the Chia Pet company has way too much creative time on their hands, and it keeps growing and growing, and… you get the idea.

Star Wars Lightsabers Bookmark Set

Star Wars Lightsabers Bookmark Set
These strange looking pieces of wood are actually Star Wars Lightsabers Bookmarks. We are assuming you get all 5, since it is a set, which includes the lightsabers of Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Kylo Ren, and Yoda. Ideal for the Star Wars fan in your life who is reading all of the Star Wars books simultaneously.

They are made of 1/8” thick birch wood, and laser cut and engraved. They also come with a tassel. They are approximately 2×8” and can be custom engraved with a quote or logo of your choosing.