Alien Xenomorph Clock

Alien Xenomorph Clock
All my life, I was deprived of one thing. Just one thing to make my life complete. Time was nearly standing still anticipating this day. Now, I can have it: An Alien Xenomorph Clock. This clock stands 14 inches tall and is set on a base with a terrifying Xenomorph. Ok. I was lying about it completing my life, but at least it can wake me up in the morning and give me a heart attack. That’s one way of completing one’s life.

The clock is designed after the self-destruct countdown clock on the doomed ship and is equipped with red LED lights in the top and at the base. Each one is hand painted to give them all a unique touch. It’s available via the Bradford Exchange. I need this in my life, but I’m scared.

via Technabob

Alien Xenomorph Made from Gingerbread

Alien Xenomorph Made from Gingerbread
Get away from her you b*tch! Cuz I want a bite! What you’re looking at is an Alien Xenomorph Made from Gingerbread. I’m sure it’s delicious, but it’s also terrifying. It was created with an iron skeleton with gingerbread laid over top. I would love to eat it, but if I did a Facehugger would just pop out of my stomach and ruin my day.

via Laughing Squid

Life-Sized Alien Xenomorph Costume

Life-Sized Alien Xenomorph Costume
Can you imagine the complete and utter horror of meeting a face hugger and having it lay eggs in you? Then it’s spawn bursts from your chest and before you know it you have a giant Alien Xenomorph. This is the stuff of nightmares. If you enjoy horrific scenes of predatory creatures propagating their species by brutally murdering other species, this alien costume definitely matches your dark heart. And if you actually want to be one of these creatures for Halloween, this Life-Sized Alien Xenomorph Costume is what you need.

If you wear this detailed hand cast latex rubber costume on Halloween, people will be genuinely terrified. They will know fear on an entirely new level. This costume is durable and may become a family heirloom that you pass down for generations. Like a demented lineage of villains who don the costume every year for one night and instill terror in all.

Alien Xenomorph Letter Opener

Alien Xenomorph Letter Opener
In space, no one can hear you scream. Or open a letter. You can’t hear anything in space. Anyway, the Alien Xenomorph letter opener is the perfect desk accessory for a Colonial Marine or regular folks like you and me. It’s an Alien head (from Aliens) with a removable tongue, which holds the blade of the letter opener. Open all of your mail as if a Xenomorph is devouring it. Too bad it doesn’t really eat up those bills.

Life-Size Giger Alien Xenomorph Head

Life-Size Giger Alien Xenomorph Head
There are certain things you just need in your life and this Life-Size Giger Alien Xenomorph Head is one of them. This Life-Size Prop Replica which was approved by the H.R. Giger Museum in Switzerland and was developed using the prop from H.R. Giger’s workshop. All of the details are absolutely perfect. And absolutely terrifying. Maybe this would give you more nightmares than it is worth, now that I think about it. Still, it would be amazing to have this piece.

Life-Size Giger Alien Xenomorph Head

Life-Size Giger Alien Xenomorph Head

Life-Size Giger Alien Xenomorph Head