In space, no one can hear you scream. Or open a letter. You can’t hear anything in space. Anyway, the Alien Xenomorph letter opener is the perfect desk accessory for a Colonial Marine or regular folks like you and me. It’s an Alien head (from Aliens) with a removable tongue, which holds the blade of the letter opener. Open all of your mail as if a Xenomorph is devouring it. Too bad it doesn’t really eat up those bills.
Want to spice up your target practice on the range? Aliens are a good motivator. This Aliens Xenomorph Vintage Shooting Target will let you practice your aim on something truly terrifying because that’s what you may be facing one day. Hordes and hordes of Xenomorphs. I would aim for that long head.
Need to smuggle the Death Star plans and get them into rebel hands? Here ya go. Take it! This awesome replica of the Death Star Plans from Rogue One looks spot on. You can buy it from Etsy seller bytestobits. Don’t steal it. This is perfect if you are cosplaying a rebel soldier or even just to display on your desk.
We’ve all been there. Someone says something stupid and you just have to facepalm. Picard feels your pain. And now Captain Picard is captured in his classic facepalm pose in this Star Trek TNG Captain Picard Facepalm Bust. This is limited to an edition size of 1602. He definitely belongs on your desk. He will do the face-palming for you.
May the force be with your kid’s teeth. Where were these Star Wars Lightsaber Toothbrushes when I was a kid? They are lightsabers that double as a toothbrush. You can choose from Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Rey, Yoda, and Kylo. Each Lightsaber/Brush has flashing lights and sound effects. If this doesn’t get your kids to brush their teeth every night, nothing will.
Live out all of your dark side fantasies with the Star Wars Emperor’s Throne Armchair. It is a replica of the Emperor’s throne from Return of the Jedi from Regal Robot’s Custom Studio. It swivels on a polished chrome base with two-tone faux leather in black and rich purple. Give into your hate? More like give into your long day and sit your butt down in style.
Your favorite Simpsons Characters are now Star Wars characters. Even better, you can wear them proudly. This Springfield Wars Pin Badge Setis just awesome. It makes me wish that mashup movies existed, so I could see the original trilogy unfold with the residents of Springfield. You get a set of 15 pins in all. Or you can buy them separately.
Channel your inner Deadpool and let loose with the wise-cracks as you’re kicking butt. It will be easy with this Deadpool Sublimated Men’s Hoodie with Mask. You’ll feel like you’re Wade Wilson himself. This all over and front and back print 100% polyester hoodie is the best way to cloak yourself in the visage of Marvel’s Merc with a Mouth.
Awww. Rick is getting himself a quality hug. The Funko POP! Rick and Morty Rick with Facehugger Vinyl Figure has Rick getting attacked by a Facehugger. Where’s Morty when you need him? Not that he would be much help. “Oh geez, Rick. Oh man! You got something on your face there Rick!”
Product Specifications
Po-Zu made these sleek Star Wars shoes dedicated to our favorite smuggler. They feature the iconic “Corellian Bloodstripe” from Han Solo’s pants down the side of your ankle. Be a stylish scoundrel. These shoes go on pre-order March 31 HERE. They compliment Han’s outfit nicely.
