A Timeline of the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Are you having trouble keeping track of how all the movies from the Marvel Cinematic Universe are connected? This handy timeline will help.

Are you having trouble keeping track of how all the movies from the Marvel Cinematic Universe are connected? This handy timeline will help.

Artist Richard Wilkinson has released a very neat collection of illustrations that mashup insects with Star Wars characters and vehicles. Check out the rest on his site.

None of us will ever be able to take a ride in the Millennium Falcon, but at least you can feel like you are on board during your morning coffee. This Star Wars Millennium Falcon Heat Change Mug will take any hot drink into hyperspace. Just add hot liquid and the Millennium Falcon enters hyperspace right before your eyes. Which is kind of how you feel after that first cup of coffee.

Want to spice up your target practice on the range? Aliens are a good motivator. This Aliens Xenomorph Vintage Shooting Target will let you practice your aim on something truly terrifying because that’s what you may be facing one day. Hordes and hordes of Xenomorphs. I would aim for that long head.

Need to smuggle the Death Star plans and get them into rebel hands? Here ya go. Take it! This awesome replica of the Death Star Plans from Rogue One looks spot on. You can buy it from Etsy seller bytestobits. Don’t steal it. This is perfect if you are cosplaying a rebel soldier or even just to display on your desk.

Did you like Captain America’s new beard in Avengers: Infinity War? Well, if it’s superheroes with facial hair that you like, someone at Mashable has given all of the Avengers beards. Groot is the absolute best. I want more bearded Groot. The Hulk looks pretty dashing with a beard too.

This Alien Xenomorph String Art is going to look terrifying on your wall. In your home, no one can hear you scream. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t. It’s healthy to get it all out. Now, all we need is some Facehugger string art and our terror is complete.
If you do buy this and hang it up, I think it needs to be softly backlit, just to up the creep factor.

Dare you have a Sarlacc Pit Coffee table in your house? One wrong move and you could fall in and take 1000 years to be digested. This is a design from regal Robot who wants to make this piece of furniture for real, but right now they are waiting for licensing approval. It just needs a mini Boba Fett in there and I’m totally on board with this. Also gonna get some couches that look like Jabba’s Sail Barge.

Star Wars has a problem and we need to talk about it. That problem is Social Justice Warriors. That problem is also Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy. We’re going to examine the problem by looking at some behind the scenes images of The Last Jedi. If you’ve ever watched fellow Star Wars fan ComicArtistPro Secrets then you already know that Ethan Van Sciver likes to accurately describe Rian Johnson as having a “big round head”. Yeah, he sure does. You can see it in the on-set photos here.
Let’s examine a few of these images and see if we can figure out where things went wrong with this movie. In the image above, we see Rian Johnson putting an angry finger toward Carrie Fisher and telling her, “You will believe a woman can fly!” He sees angry about it. That’s a scornful finger right there folks. Lobot is looking on and he’s none too happy. Rian has his beverage nearby because everyone knows that he gets angry when he doesn’t have his soy. That can must be empty judging by his angry demeanor. Is that a script in his pocket? Nope. It’s something far more valuable to the production. The SJW handbook. Carrie doesn’t look convinced that a woman can fly.
Hmmmm. Was this where things began to go wrong? Let’s investigate further.
The next image shows Rian having a candid conversation with Chewbacca in the Millenial Falcon as they wait for their pizza in the toaster oven. This photo confirms an early rumor that they were going to replace Han Solo’s dice with another object. The rumor was that it was a keepsake given to Rian by Kathleen Kennedy herself. This would seem to confirm that. Otto the Autopilot is here, doing the job that Han can no longer do. There’s something odd about the Falcon’s control panel though. Hmmmm. Rian’s on-set pet name can be seen on his shirt. George Lucas looks on through the cockpit window. What an amazing moment captured on film.

Who says you need an entire gauntlet to rule the universe? All you need is this Infinity Gauntlet Power Ring. I can’t vouch for this, but it may have been forged in a black hole and glazed in shimmering star-stuff. They took shards of infinitely powerful Infinity Stones and put them in a golden ring and it looks super stylish. Infinite power is yours.