The Avengers Get Beards

The Avengers Get Beards
Did you like Captain America’s new beard in Avengers: Infinity War? Well, if it’s superheroes with facial hair that you like, someone at Mashable has given all of the Avengers beards. Groot is the absolute best. I want more bearded Groot. The Hulk looks pretty dashing with a beard too.

The Avengers Get Beards

The Avengers Get Beards

The Avengers Get Beards

The Avengers Get Beards

The Avengers Get Beards

The Avengers Get Beards

The Avengers Get Beards

The Avengers Get Beards

The Avengers Get Beards

The Avengers Get Beards

Star Wars Return of the Jedi Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table Concept

Star Wars Return of the Jedi Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table Concept
Dare you have a Sarlacc Pit Coffee table in your house? One wrong move and you could fall in and take 1000 years to be digested. This is a design from regal Robot who wants to make this piece of furniture for real, but right now they are waiting for licensing approval. It just needs a mini Boba Fett in there and I’m totally on board with this. Also gonna get some couches that look like Jabba’s Sail Barge.

SJW Star Wars

SJW Star Wars
Star Wars has a problem and we need to talk about it. That problem is Social Justice Warriors. That problem is also Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy. We’re going to examine the problem by looking at some behind the scenes images of The Last Jedi. If you’ve ever watched fellow Star Wars fan ComicArtistPro Secrets then you already know that Ethan Van Sciver likes to accurately describe Rian Johnson as having a “big round head”. Yeah, he sure does. You can see it in the on-set photos here.

Let’s examine a few of these images and see if we can figure out where things went wrong with this movie. In the image above, we see Rian Johnson putting an angry finger toward Carrie Fisher and telling her, “You will believe a woman can fly!” He sees angry about it. That’s a scornful finger right there folks. Lobot is looking on and he’s none too happy. Rian has his beverage nearby because everyone knows that he gets angry when he doesn’t have his soy. That can must be empty judging by his angry demeanor. Is that a script in his pocket? Nope. It’s something far more valuable to the production. The SJW handbook. Carrie doesn’t look convinced that a woman can fly.

Hmmmm. Was this where things began to go wrong? Let’s investigate further.

SJW Star Wars

The next image shows Rian having a candid conversation with Chewbacca in the Millenial Falcon as they wait for their pizza in the toaster oven. This photo confirms an early rumor that they were going to replace Han Solo’s dice with another object. The rumor was that it was a keepsake given to Rian by Kathleen Kennedy herself. This would seem to confirm that. Otto the Autopilot is here, doing the job that Han can no longer do. There’s something odd about the Falcon’s control panel though. Hmmmm. Rian’s on-set pet name can be seen on his shirt. George Lucas looks on through the cockpit window. What an amazing moment captured on film.