The Empire certainly knows how to do Thanksgiving right. That Imperial Pumpkin Pie looks delicious. I’m not sure it’s polite to set your lightsaber and thermal detonator on the table though. Bonus points to the first cook who actually makes this one for real. And goodluck getting that pie crust to look like an Imperial Star Destroyer. That’s not gonna be easy.
What time is it? Time to learn how to shoot straight. That joke was a little short to be Stormtrooper humor. This cool clock is a Stormtrooper head, so you know it’s going to look great with all of your other Star Wars gear.
If your allegiance falls toward the dark side, this is the perfect clock for you. We could all use more Stormtroopers in our lives. The Empire could not run efficiently without them.
Protect your furniture from spills and stains with the power of the Empire. This Star Wars Imperial Coaster Set will look great on your surfaces and they will keep them clean from your messy friends.
They are durable and made of stainless steel. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that the Empire uses coasters like this during their weekly meetings when they are trying to decide what their next planet killer should be.
That’s no moon. It’s a lamp! This custom Death Star lamp was made from a globe. It features green light toward the top as if it is powering up to blow up a planet, and a warm glow underneath. The laser can even be positioned in multiple directions or completely removed.
This is going to look awesome in your mancave or Star Wars themed room. Use it’s power responsibly.
The Empire wants you to join the fight and crush the rebel resistance. So naturally they are using propaganda to recruit new soldiers. These posters come from the beautiful Star Wars: Imperial Handbook Deluxe Edition, which is on sale now.
Here’s the official description:
The Empire has taken hold of the galaxy. Soon, with the completion of the Death Star, its control will be absolute. In preparation for this Imperial expansion, high-ranking officials from each branch of the Imperial military have set down tactical guidelines and procedures as well as collected mission reports and classified documents for all newly ascending commanders. In the wake of the Battle of Endor, members of the Rebel Alliance intercepted this top-secret instructional manual and have circulated it among their own commanders, who have added notes and commentary in the margins.
