Deadpool Chia Pet

Deadpool Chia Pet
If you have thought you’ve seen everything, you haven’t really lived until you’ve seen the Deadpool Chia Pet. While we are convinced that the Chia Pet people are finally at the end of their creative list of who to make a Chia Pet out of, this is one gift we know your Deadpool fan relatives have not received yet. The Deadpool Chia comes with seed packets for 3 plantings, with full chlorophyll afro growth expected in 1 to 2 weeks. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen the red Deadpool face with a green afro. Or maybe you have lived to see everything and this will be your last Christmas. We aren’t sure, but we can be sure that the Chia Pet company has way too much creative time on their hands, and it keeps growing and growing, and… you get the idea.

Rick and Morty Trivial Pursuit

Rick and Morty Trivial Pursuit
Think you’re smart enough to win at Trivial Pursuit? Of course, you are, you watch Rick & Morty! So we know you have brains. Why not combine the two and play Rick and Morty trivial pursuit? The categories of this brain-builder are Frienemies, Technology & Science, Locations, Rick and the Family, History & Events, and a Wubalubadubdub Wild Card! It comes with 600 questions and is recommended for 2+ players and ages 17 and up. Now’s the time to prove that you are the best Rick & Morty binge-watcher. Round up family and friends to enjoy this classic game with a modern adaptation. Included are 100 cards, 1 custom die, game instructions, and wedge packaging. This product is officially licensed by the Rick & Morty franchise.

Rick And Morty Geeki Tiki Mugs

Rick And Morty Geeki Tiki Mugs
Rick and Morty; how on earth did we get on before this show hit our screens. It’s all we can think about between seasons. It’s a shame they have to make us wait for ages to release more of this amazing, well-balanced dose of satire and humor. But what can we do in the meantime? Well, we can drink our tropical beverages using these Rick And Morty Geeki Tiki Mugs. And the best thing about them is that there is a variety of characters to choose from. Besides the usual (Rick and Morty), there are a bunch of other interesting characters like Birdperson, Poopy Butthole, Mr. Meeseeks, and what I think most of us will pick, Pickle Rick. Seriously, serve me poison in a mug that looks like Pickle Rick and I will gobble it up. I mean, never serve me poison. I’m just saying they’re awesome.

Rick and Morty: The Ricks Must Be Crazy Board Game

Rick and Morty The Ricks Must Be Crazy Board Game
Words can’t accurately describe how fun and creative Rick and Morty is. Well, it’s mostly Grandpa Rick but he lets Morty tag along. This Rick and Morty: The Ricks Must Be Crazy Board Game is modeled after the episode titled “The Ricks Must Be Crazy” in which Rick teaches Morty a valuable life lesson: sometimes we may have to take advantage of others to get what we want (Please don’t do that, and also, that’s why we never let really young kids watch it). Cruel as it seems, that’s how the world and by extension, the game works. In the game, you get to manipulate time to travel through the different continuums, or “Verses” introducing new power generating technology. Like the evil Rick, you steal most of the power those poor bastards (your opponents) make if they are not clever enough to do that themselves. However, be careful as this game can end friendships.

Ethan Van Sciver Chrome Extension – Definitely Not Porn

Ethan Van Sciver's Cyberfrog Bloodhoney Comic Book
If you are a comic book fan, you know all of the legends: Steve Ditko, Jack Kirby, Jim Lee, Todd McFarLane. But one stands apart from the crowd and that is Ethan Van Sciver. The man, the legend, a humble ink and frog merchant. A man who is afraid of what the next link clicked might bring.

Are you like EVS? Afraid of the porn? Leary of links? That’s okay. Now you can surf the web like EVS.

This Chrome extension plays Ethan Van Sciver catchphrases whenever your cursor hovers over a link.

“This better not be porn”
“Don’t click the add, it’s porn”
“This is porn”
“Should I click on it or is it porn?”
“It’s gotta be porn”

Star Trek TNG Ten Forward Door Cover

Star Trek TNG Ten Forward Door Cover
Guinan, another round of Romulan Ale for the whole bar! This Star Trek TNG Ten Forward Door Cover is your first step to transforming the room behind any door into ST:TNG’s Ten Forward. So drink up like you’re on shore leave. This cover fits standard indoor doors, using elastic on the corners, like a fitted bed sheet. Make it so!

Product Specifications

  • Star Trek TNG Ten Forward Door Cover
  • Officially-licensed Star Trek: The Next Generation merchandise
  • Fits over door using elastic on the corners – much like a fitted bed sheet
  • Fits on standard indoor doors
  • Materials: Probably mostly polyester given how good the print is
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.
  • Dimensions: 38″ x 84″
  • Imported