Aliens Warrior Cookie Jar

Aliens Warrior Cookie Jar
I can’t think of a better way to keep others away from your precious cookies. This Aliens Warrior Cookie Jar will scare anyone who even tries to steal your chocolate chip cookies. By now everyone knows that you don’t mess with a Xenomorph. Well, unless your name is Ellen Ripley anyway.

This cool cookie jar will look great in the kitchen and is a good reminder to others to stay away. You can pre-order it now and it will ship in January 2016.

Death Star Cookie Jar

death star cookie jar
This Death Star cookie jar is fully armed and operational. It should protect your cookies as long as you keep those pesky X-Wings away. Nah. This space station doesn’t have that one unfortunate design flaw. I’m going to keep my chocolate sith cookies in this thing from now on.

Seriously, a geek kitchen without a Death Star cookie jar is something I don’t want to think about. It just doesn’t make any sense, because this cookie jar is awesome. The third try is the charm. This Death Star should survive where the other two failed.