All my life, I was deprived of one thing. Just one thing to make my life complete. Time was nearly standing still anticipating this day. Now, I can have it: An Alien Xenomorph Clock. This clock stands 14 inches tall and is set on a base with a terrifying Xenomorph. Ok. I was lying about it completing my life, but at least it can wake me up in the morning and give me a heart attack. That’s one way of completing one’s life.

The clock is designed after the self-destruct countdown clock on the doomed ship and is equipped with red LED lights in the top and at the base. Each one is hand painted to give them all a unique touch. It’s available via the Bradford Exchange. I need this in my life, but I’m scared.

via Technabob